Montag, Oktober 30, 2006

At War

These are the given circumstances:

We have two opponents fighting each other: A and B
B invaded A's territory and A then decides to go to war against B and kill all Bs. All of them.
B's army exceeds A's army in numbers unfortunately because A's army really only has one warrior, whereas B's is sort of like countless. OK, there is an advantage, But: A is about 1000 times larger than all of the Bs. A exceeds B by far in muscular strength. A's seeing, hearing and all other sensing devices are highly developed, B doesn't have any. A can move at a speed immeasurably much faster than B. A has good weapons, such as all imaginable tools to crash B and poisonous gas. B again, doesn't have any.

Should be an easy call. Shock and Awe, 1 day and all Bs are gone. Right? right?

Bush was not the last one to think that way.

I did so too!! And I'm very very wrong.
A = Me; B = Worms

After a long and disgusting battle a few weeks ago, the worms acted as if they were gone. That was clever. I didn't count on them to do that. In the meanwhile I put all the new food in these plastic containers, were worms can not enter. While they were hiding though, they mutated. Now they have come back and they can enter anywhere: into unopened packages, plastic containers, walls, wood... simply everywhere. Warrior A is hopeless.
But alright, if the worms want to take this battle onto a whole different level, so be it. On Wednesday I will expand my army. A professional Kammerjäger will come and help me. For 250 Franks. Great.

5 Kommentare:

Am/um 12:41 AM , egu meinte...

:-/

 
Am/um 4:10 AM , Rob meinte...

Let battle commence!!!

Skype sounds great. How bout Weds (remember i'm now 6hrs ahead coz of daylight saving...)

By the way, smth i kept forgetting to ask... After the meeting with Khun Pratin, where you fixed all the product prices, where did you write them down?! Coz i've never seen them!

Rx

 
Am/um 7:58 PM , Sergio meinte...

I told you that I'll never enter this kitchen again :-) unfortunately we can't have our lunch on thursday at your flat... or shall I bring my camping stove and we're going to cook on the balcony?! ;-)

 
Am/um 11:52 AM , Laura meinte...

No, lunch at my place: not possible at the moment. I myself have all my meals out of home currently. (except breakfast, since I made room in the fridge for cornflakes and muesli)
But yeah... balcony sounds lovely! why not?

No please, let us go to your place...!

 
Am/um 9:20 PM , Mäthu meinte...

Laura, this was one of the best posts I have ever read on a Blog!

(writing this comment from the floor - fallen from the chair because of laughing)

 

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